As a Cumwhore fag, I LOVE drinking Cum. I would drink Cum for breakfast, lunch and dinner if I could. I’m addicted to Cum. I’m a Cumjunkie.
Maybe the only thing I don’t like about Men is that they never have enough Cum to quench my insatiable thirst. That’s not their fault, of course. I blame Evolution, or Darwin or whatever. Maybe if Men had balls the size of watermelons then things would be better because then they’d be able to make enough Cum to satisfy Cumjunkies like me.
As it is tho the average guy only makes a teaspoon or tablespoon full of Cum every time he shoots. Add to that the fact that Men take about a half hour before their Balls refill with Spermy goodness, and you can see why I’m constantly thirsty for more (and constantly on my knees milking Cocks).
If you’re reading this my guess is that you love drinking Cum and can’t get enough either. So I thought I’d share these 5 ways of drinking Cum. I’m sure you’ve tried at least a couple of them, but consider trying them all!
TIP 1: DRINKING CUM ON TAP
The tried and true method of drinking Cum that every faggot knows. Drinking Cum fresh from the tap–the Cock–is hands down the best way to go when it comes to taste and freshness.
The only problem is quantity. Unless you’re lucky enough have a dozen or so Cocks cumming in your mouth all at once!
TIP 2: DRINKING CUM FROM USED CONDOMS
I discovered this on accident one night inside the Adult Bookstore (ABS) Gloryhole Booth. The place was dead. Nary a Cock in sight. I was desperate. Then I noticed a used, Cum filled condom on the floor. In a flash of slutty inspiration I slurped it all down. Delicious!
Since then, I always check the floors and garbage cans of ABS and restrooms for used Condoms. You should too!
TIP 3: SAVING AND DRINKING CUM
When it comes to Drinking Cum in large quantities, you have to learn some delayed gratification. Ask (or even offer to pay) a Man or two or three to start jacking off into containers, and then freezing it for you.
Once a large enough quantity is saved up, thaw that spunk out, pour it into a nice glass, and treat yourself to an evening of Jizz indulgence.
Remember to appreciate the smell and texture before drinking the Cum down. Don’t just swig it. Savor it like a fine brandy.
TIP 4: DRINKING YOUR OWN CUM
Drinking your own Cum isn’t the best, because it’s fag Cum and not Real Man Cum. But it can work in a pinch. As a Cumjunkie, I think of drinking my own Cum almost like methadone is for heroin junkies. It’s just close enough to keep the edge off. I masturbate into a container every night, freeze it, and keep it there for emergencies.
TIP 5: FROZEN CUMCICLES
I mentioned freezing and thawing out Cum to drink later. But maybe on a hot summer day you’d enjoy a icy, cool, delicious Cumcicle?
Also known as “Devils Dick.” licking and feeling the icy spunk slowly melt in your mouth is real treat. It’s kind of like eating Cum and drinking Cum at the same time. I highly recommend it.
FINAL THOUGHTS ON DRINKING CUM
No matter how much Cum you drink, you’re always going to want more. It’s highly addictive to fags. But remember it’s not all about what you or I want as fag Cumjunkies. Drinking Cum is a REWARD that we have to earn. How do we earn it? By serving Men and pleasuring their Cocks, of course!
So save up Cum for drinking, but don’t forget your Cocksucking duties either. That comes first.
Do you use any of these or have other creative ways to find more Cum and drink more Cum? Comment below!
Contributed By: AnonBareback